You know what?
April 7th 2010 00:49
Playgrounds have turned into a place of divided proportions.
What happened to the days when anybody could stroll into a reserve park and hang out on a bright, sunny day? It seems that families (mainly mothers) in particular, like to cordon off territory which they feel is rightfully theirs as tax-paying citizens so that their upbeat spawn can molest all the swings and slides for hours.
Now readers you're all probably thinking, "Wait a sec, this sounds like a load of crock." Not in a bogan town, guys. Not in a bogan town. Luxuries such as rules, dignity and hygiene do not exist in my parts of the state. But don't let this cloud your minds - the parks here are quite sublime.
The sole reason for my beef with these holy-er-than-thou suburban mums is because they have started a trend. A trend that older-than-teenagers/younger- than-grandpa-type people are forbidden from having any kind of relaxation on a swing or an innocent tumble down the slide as the playground equipment (property that is open to ALL of the public, not just for the ones that can reproduce endlessly) is booked for actual families. I will not rest until justice is served and this cycle is broken.
I just want my swing.
What happened to the days when anybody could stroll into a reserve park and hang out on a bright, sunny day? It seems that families (mainly mothers) in particular, like to cordon off territory which they feel is rightfully theirs as tax-paying citizens so that their upbeat spawn can molest all the swings and slides for hours.
Now readers you're all probably thinking, "Wait a sec, this sounds like a load of crock." Not in a bogan town, guys. Not in a bogan town. Luxuries such as rules, dignity and hygiene do not exist in my parts of the state. But don't let this cloud your minds - the parks here are quite sublime.
The sole reason for my beef with these holy-er-than-thou suburban mums is because they have started a trend. A trend that older-than-teenagers/younger- than-grandpa-type people are forbidden from having any kind of relaxation on a swing or an innocent tumble down the slide as the playground equipment (property that is open to ALL of the public, not just for the ones that can reproduce endlessly) is booked for actual families. I will not rest until justice is served and this cycle is broken.
I just want my swing.
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