http://www.aliterati.com/ en Tue, 28 Dec 2010 12:56:00 GMT Tue, 28 Dec 2010 12:56:00 GMT info@aliterati.com info@aliterati.com http://www.aliterati.com/images/avatar2gotlol.jpg http://www.aliterati.com/ http://www.aliterati.com/dedication-to-customer-service/ I generally do not relish watching one's humiliation unfold before my own eyes, especially when that poor soul doesn't even realise it. I spritz my most prized cologne, I wear... http://www.aliterati.com/dedication-to-customer-service/#comments http://www.aliterati.com/dedication-to-customer-service/ Tue, 28 Dec 2010 12:56:00 GMT http://www.aliterati.com/and-another-thing/ I, the LoL Monster, want YOU to follow him on twitter. In return, he'll bless you with luck, prosperity and everything else a god can provide on short notice. http://www.aliterati.com/and-another-thing/#comments http://www.aliterati.com/and-another-thing/ Mon, 01 Nov 2010 06:27:00 GMT http://www.aliterati.com/its/ Today's Issue: Public Speaking My friends, I've recently taken a long, hard glance at myself recently (trying to tackle the demons head on, sometimes literally) and I've realised that there... http://www.aliterati.com/its/#comments http://www.aliterati.com/its/ Sun, 12 Sep 2010 03:05:00 GMT http://www.aliterati.com/ive-been-incepted/ So by this immensely gripping title you could probably guess the genesis of this post almost right away. That's right - I avert your attention to the amazing/epicness of this... http://www.aliterati.com/ive-been-incepted/#comments http://www.aliterati.com/ive-been-incepted/ Thu, 05 Aug 2010 14:06:00 GMT http://www.aliterati.com/a-frustratingly-awkward-train-ride/ Despite the whole generalised idea of public transport being the number one culprit of spreading the smell of piss from one town to another, I am quite the advocate for... http://www.aliterati.com/a-frustratingly-awkward-train-ride/#comments http://www.aliterati.com/a-frustratingly-awkward-train-ride/ Sun, 18 Jul 2010 07:34:00 GMT http://www.aliterati.com/healing-the-world-one-year-later/ The wounds still feel quite fresh. The heartache still beats in and out from time to time. I still remember the day Michael Jackson passed quite vividly. Sitting at my... http://www.aliterati.com/healing-the-world-one-year-later/#comments http://www.aliterati.com/healing-the-world-one-year-later/ Fri, 25 Jun 2010 01:16:00 GMT http://www.aliterati.com/the-fifa-world-cup-2010-yes-please/ And it's kicked off. I never am one to really commit to a sport that only requires a mean round-house kick or something to attain points, but I do really... http://www.aliterati.com/the-fifa-world-cup-2010-yes-please/#comments http://www.aliterati.com/the-fifa-world-cup-2010-yes-please/ Sat, 12 Jun 2010 05:43:00 GMT http://www.aliterati.com/death-comes-in-threes-aka-a-nonwinning-trifecta/ Why is death always wanting to collect times three? Good luck, perhaps... For those unaware, Hollywood-land has been struck by Death's trident over the past fortnight, with the multiple "passings... http://www.aliterati.com/death-comes-in-threes-aka-a-nonwinning-trifecta/#comments http://www.aliterati.com/death-comes-in-threes-aka-a-nonwinning-trifecta/ Sun, 30 May 2010 08:43:00 GMT http://www.aliterati.com/how-do-i-party/ My social skills as a whole, is not up to par. I dislike having to stand around against a wall for hours, in the company of smug/better-looking people. My days... http://www.aliterati.com/how-do-i-party/#comments http://www.aliterati.com/how-do-i-party/ Sun, 23 May 2010 10:37:00 GMT http://www.aliterati.com/matriarch-of-the-monsters/ For the next 7 weeks, the LoL Monster will spare all cows, chickens and pigs as he will be turning vegetarian or what he personally calls, going green. In the... http://www.aliterati.com/matriarch-of-the-monsters/#comments http://www.aliterati.com/matriarch-of-the-monsters/ Tue, 18 May 2010 02:40:00 GMT http://www.aliterati.com/-mothers-day-/ Let me quickly point out that the above photo is mum and I in a very natural mother&son moment back in 87(including the true-to-life words). Too cute, I know. That... http://www.aliterati.com/-mothers-day-/#comments http://www.aliterati.com/-mothers-day-/ Sun, 09 May 2010 02:12:00 GMT http://www.aliterati.com/sorry-i-dont-smoke/ It is quite bothersome to be disturbed on your walk when a dirty stink-rag asks you for a cig (see also ciggy, coffin nail, fag, cigarette and smoke). Generally, I... http://www.aliterati.com/sorry-i-dont-smoke/#comments http://www.aliterati.com/sorry-i-dont-smoke/ Thu, 06 May 2010 09:07:00 GMT http://www.aliterati.com/maury-povich-the-real/ As I write this entry, a woman is bawling her eyes out over her partner's uncovered indiscretions. This may be sick but there is no expression, no words to describe... http://www.aliterati.com/maury-povich-the-real/#comments http://www.aliterati.com/maury-povich-the-real/ Thu, 29 Apr 2010 06:51:00 GMT http://www.aliterati.com/singing-for-pleasure/ How does one sound off after a long and stressful day of work and drama? People have friends and partners to vent their troubles upon whilst others choose to just... http://www.aliterati.com/singing-for-pleasure/#comments http://www.aliterati.com/singing-for-pleasure/ Mon, 26 Apr 2010 11:43:00 GMT http://www.aliterati.com/clean-room-what-the-hell-is-that/ Trying to maintain a clean bedroom is like trying to figure out what the point of the iPad is: redundant. I call myself an artist of sorts, so in a... http://www.aliterati.com/clean-room-what-the-hell-is-that/#comments http://www.aliterati.com/clean-room-what-the-hell-is-that/ Fri, 23 Apr 2010 04:24:00 GMT