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McDonald's VS Your Mum

April 15th 2010 09:14


I sit here before you Orblers crunching down on a hamburger made specially by the hottest chef in town - my mum.

Now, there is no substitute for old-school, childhood flavour as far as food is concerned, but fast-food joints certainly have mastered something close to it. My claims are subjective (some mum's may be terrible cooks, other mums may not even cook (if that's the case for a child, then I feel for you - you're really missing out.) But guys, is mum's cooking the best cooking? I really am asking.


Here's why McDonalds became the David to my Goliath in this post. I past a McDonald's earlier today and I suddenly felt an urge to mouth-rape a cheeseburger. Could that be because queues upon queues were formed at this time? Or was it effective subliminal marketing on McDonalds' part? I will admit that my eating habits match those of a now-defunct Tiger Woods so it becomes hard to be critical on the qualitative sides of burgers at times. Hell, I live in the country that swiped the silver medal in the 'World's most unashamedly-obese nation' contest. But all in all, my mama will be the only cook that holds a place in inflated belly.

So I leave you with this pickle - who does it for you?

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Comment by Anonymous

April 19th 2010 22:40
YOUR MOM SHE DOES IT FOR ME EVERYDAY THREE TIMES A DAY HARD!

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