How do I party?
May 23rd 2010 10:37
My social skills as a whole, is not up to par. I dislike having to stand around against a wall for hours, in the company of smug/better-looking people. My days as a fun party participant seem to have been packed away with all of my old uni books.
At the risk of putting myself in serious cyber-danger, I will say that I am in my early 20s and hence, heading towards social retirement. It's not by choice though - my aging ways seem to permeate in any enclosed space and youthful folk sense it which leads to - a less than desired reaction at their end. With my wrinkly, socially-unsavoury appearance, I may as well start my own line of custom-made paper-bags.
I beg the question to you all now - how do I party? What are the rules of engagement when it comes down to attending an event that requires forced smiles and fake interest in other people's lives? Am I wrong in assuming that the conditions of a modern-day party are different to say a year-2000 jamboree, mostly because EVERY attendee needs you to lower your inhibitions with the assistance of cans of Jim Beam n' Cola & UDL. Oh...that will make me fun. NOT.
My nanna-ish ways are a trait that I hold dear to my heart. It's what makes me, me. And alert. I don't waste time on people who's only intention when talking to me is to "not look like a loner". Because guess what loser, I have a sense for selfish behaviour and I don't respond kindly to it. So go back to pretending to text your 'friend', douche.
Maybe one of you lovely readers can show me what it is to be cool and fun again. I do have a hole in me that needs filling.
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