5 things about living with Females
April 1st 2010 02:13
The following is a general perspective on living with the run-of-the-mill group of ladies and is subjective; depending on the environment, the situation, and the types of females that occupy the space.
There are a flurry of reasons as to why I find it quintessential that your fellow room-bumping residents be of the female persuasion (like what not to look for in a potential female love interest) yet there are some discrepancies in that area because at times, there are things that happen beyond your control (for better or to a larger degree, worse) and I do feel like I'm slowly drowning in a pool of estrogen and nobody can save me. So in my bid to save my male readers, I will impart some wisdom on you in relation to living with females.
1. They unconsciously create artistic masterpieces using only their worn undergarments on a floorboard canvas (it can also be a carpet).
2. When taking a shower, you have 10 different bottles of shampoo to choose from, yet there are ZERO bottles of conditioner.
3. This one is open to debate but in my experience they tend to cook more (something about maternal instinct). And it's usually bad cooking.
4. They are more open to you to the point of no shame (for instance they think it's all good that they fart in front of you not knowing that that is all you'll be thinking about for the rest of the night).
5. They are usually the ones to tell you that you're ugly and hence need to change.
There are a flurry of reasons as to why I find it quintessential that your fellow room-bumping residents be of the female persuasion (like what not to look for in a potential female love interest) yet there are some discrepancies in that area because at times, there are things that happen beyond your control (for better or to a larger degree, worse) and I do feel like I'm slowly drowning in a pool of estrogen and nobody can save me. So in my bid to save my male readers, I will impart some wisdom on you in relation to living with females.
1. They unconsciously create artistic masterpieces using only their worn undergarments on a floorboard canvas (it can also be a carpet).
2. When taking a shower, you have 10 different bottles of shampoo to choose from, yet there are ZERO bottles of conditioner.
3. This one is open to debate but in my experience they tend to cook more (something about maternal instinct). And it's usually bad cooking.
4. They are more open to you to the point of no shame (for instance they think it's all good that they fart in front of you not knowing that that is all you'll be thinking about for the rest of the night).
5. They are usually the ones to tell you that you're ugly and hence need to change.
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