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Despite the whole generalised idea of public transport being the number one culprit of spreading the smell of piss from one town to another, I am quite the advocate for using it and its services. And don't believe anything that movie 'Speed' may tell you - nobody climbs on top of trains these days.


So on one warm/cold/tornado-ripping day (the average day in Melbourne as you'd expect) I hailed a train to catch to satisfy my morning. Usually the fellow commuters are the very bright and exciting kind in that they don't talk or anything. A real sense of community I feel. In my mind, I am naturally inclined to go against the norm and create scenarios that I and others will deem memorable in hopes of enriching the lives of those involved and how I go about in doing that, some may frown upon it but it's 150% effective and is the only way to measure a person of worth.

Upon tapping into this stunning trait, I unwittingly decided to read a newspaper. Not my own one. But one next me, held by an indie-looking dude. The article that grabbed my attention masqueraded as an opinion piece on how the homeless epidemic is spreading due to the spike in "cruise" zones forming around the inner-city area. Basically stuff concerning the everyday man.

I reached the last sentence of the last paragraph when the callous possessor of the paper turns the page. At this point, my intellectual trance is broken and when that happens, I instantly react in the most unorthodox of ways.


"I WAS READING THAT," I snap.

Surprisingly, he turns his head and hands me this look of shock and disbelief. After a few seconds of intense staring, I realise my knee-jerk and somewhat untoward behaviour and pretend to observe my surroundings, taking control of the situation. Keeping within my dark stature, I slowly get up and follow with, "You're lucky my stop is here," and I exit, subtly but quickly wiping a sweat bead walking across my already shiny forehead in the process.

Seriously though, in all fairness - wouldn't you get upset if someone endangered your only way of learning about the seedy underbelly of society?


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Healing the World - One Year Later

June 25th 2010 01:16
michael jackson tribute hat gloves anniversary


The wounds still feel quite fresh. The heartache still beats in and out from time to time. I still remember the day Michael Jackson passed quite vividly.

Sitting at my desk, applying for random jobs then a friend of mine exclaims, "Oh my god, Farrah Fawcett AND Michael Jackson died." At that very moment, the life of me flushed out like a vicious waterfall. It's exactly like that feeling you get when someone tells you, "Sorry we're out of cheese. But try our vegetarian burger." Utter devastation.

I suppose this post will act as my own personal eulogy for the King of Pop, as I really couldn't pull myself together and make one last year. And in the midst of seeking employment - it seemed like nothing was going my way.

Just to let you guys know how affected I was by this news, I went to see Transformers 2 during this awful period and when it came to that scene when Optimus Prime is impaled by an enemy robot's bionic blade, a wave of unsolicited emotion took me over and before you know it, my eyes are streaming upon nature's call. The right blend of orchestral tension, emotional climax and special effects can do the most amazing of things, I believe.

So the world will unite once again today to remember the legend that was, Michael Jackson. My first experience with his music stemmed from one Christmas morning when my Dad video recorded the kids dancing uncontrollably to Mr. Jackson's 'Thriller' album. As my head had grown to the size of a full-grown watermelon, co-ordination was severely lacking. Imagine a 5-foot lollipop that constantly rammed itself into inanimate objects due to having an imbalanced posture. Forget trying to do a moonwalk, standing in one position was my primary goal.

An musical eccentric artist/genius in one light, a misunderstood human-being in another, nobody will ever know why this tragedy came to existence, but his body of work speaks volumes for itself. He essentially changed the world in more ways than the average person may ever do in a few lifetimes. His legacy is etched into history for eternity and will be remembered by millions for many decades after.

Before I sign off and spend my next handful of hours indulging in Jackson-flavoured goodness, I'd like all of you to head OVER HERE and check out the tribute video (along with our cover version of 'Heal The World') my team and I put together for MJ on the glorious Youtube. Rate it, like it, share it, comment it - do what you will folks. Either way show some love for the legend that is Michael Jackson and fans (like me) worldwide.

And remember to follow the LoL monster on twitter. He's getting lonely.

"For the King of Pop."
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fifa world cup 2010


And it's kicked off.


I never am one to really commit to a sport that only requires a mean round-house kick or something to attain points, but I do really get into shit like this. It's too damn exciting not to.

Naturally I will be wielding my Aussie flagpole during the weeks ahead, shouting the roof off, cheering with my compatriots for the Socceroos to keep me entertained.

My love for this particular tournament stemmed from the '06 World Cup four years before. The Australian soccer team received much media attention upon endeavouring to represent the country on the world stage of futball. And rightfully so - they were talented, good looking and had potential to make Aussies look like a serious nation as a whole.

Match after match, it appeared that the Socceroos were climbing up the ladder triumphantly and almost with ease. They carried an entire nation's hopes on their backs and in doing so, a bout of strength surged through each of them. Then came the match against Italy.

EVERYBODY in the effing free world knew that after that game, all respect was lost for Italy's soccer team, the referees, and everyone involved in the orchestration of one of Australia's most devastating loss in the tournament's history. My world crashed at approximately 2 o'clock that morning (Australian broadcast). Following this, I did my part as an Australian citizen and shunned Italian food for a whole month.

Four years later, I muster up the courage to lay my emotions on the line and once again show my support for the team that lit up my life for however many weeks they did.

Question is, who are YOU rooting for at this year's much-hyped soccer showdown????
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death


Why is death always wanting to collect times three? Good luck, perhaps...
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How do I party?

May 23rd 2010 10:37
party house


My social skills as a whole, is not up to par. I dislike having to stand around against a wall for hours, in the company of smug/better-looking people. My days as a fun party participant seem to have been packed away with all of my old uni books.
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heaven, grandma, google


For the next 7 weeks, the LoL Monster will spare all cows, chickens and pigs as he will be turning vegetarian or what he personally calls, going green.
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- Mother's Day -

May 9th 2010 02:12


Let me quickly point out that the above photo is mum and I in a very natural mother&son moment back in 87(including the true-to-life words). Too cute, I know


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"Sorry, I don't smoke."

May 6th 2010 09:07
smoke cigarette man


It is quite bothersome to be disturbed on your walk when a dirty stink-rag asks you for a cig (see also ciggy, coffin nail, fag, cigarette and smoke).
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white trash tv comedy funny


As I write this entry, a woman is bawling her eyes out over her partner's uncovered indiscretions. This may be sick but there is no expression, no words to describe the joy I feel when I see a pair of bogans exert over shit they got themselves into to begin with. Hell hath no fury like a piece of white-trash scorned by another piece of white-trash


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Singing for pleasure

April 26th 2010 11:43


How does one sound off after a long and stressful day of work and drama? People have friends and partners to vent their troubles upon whilst others choose to just sing out a lung or two. I'm in the latter category (oh yes, I'm an orientalised Pavarotti with a cool edge


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